October 2011
2 posts
Mom quote.
(In regard to Halloweentown, the original)
Lisa: You always reminded me of her as a kid…
Charise: Who? The fat one?
Lisa: Yeah! The fat one.
(Disclaimer: This is not verbal abuse. It’s just really funny.)
September 2011
12 posts
1 tag
Friend Quote.
Michael Moorachanian: ”I think they were like showing off, like, oh yeah, we’re like, super awesome drug addicts.”
The proof is right here, folks. →
Spectacle-Tacular: 5 Reasons I Like Girls With Glasses
Friend Quote.
Tina DiBella: It’s okay. We just have to continue to face the unknown knowing nothing’s certain. (That sounded really dramatic. I think I need to stargaze or something.)
Friend Quote.
(In regard to skype catch-up this weekend)
Charise: I’m making a list of convo topics that must be addressed. #1: Canadian History professor. What else?
Michael Moorachanian: Mormonism. Our futures. NYC real estate.
Charise: I am so happy that you’re my best friend.
August 2011
12 posts
3 tags
Friend Quote:
Tina (to Charise): Don’t take this the wrong way or be offended or anything… but I don’t think Albie Manzo should be your only reason to go back to Jersey.
Juan: and why the ef not?
Friend Quote.
me: I really want to teach at a community college.
juan: Every community college needs a Barbra Streisand.
July 2011
28 posts
Friend Quote.
Juan Mendizabal: This is what life in the city would be like.
me: Editing videos until after midnight?
Juan Mendizabal: exhausted in our hot apartment while I research euros and slutty asians.
This is, by far, the greatest project we’ve ever done.
Friend Quote.
(On applying to Columbia University for Graduate School)
me: My grandpa went to Columbia. He majored in Chemistry.
Juan Mendizabal: New plan: you make that very clear to them. I study my ass off.
Friend Quote.
me: Well, I prefer chubby men.
michael moorachanian: not fat men?
me: No, chubby, because I don’t want to change…
michael moorachanian: diapers?
Friend Quote.
me: I’m having some serious revelations about my life tonight. You know? You have these rotten days, and once night time strikes, it all transforms!
michael moorachanian: like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly in the blooms of spring.
Friend Quote.
Me: Every time I see someone get engaged on Facebook, I give myself permission to go on a shopping spree.
Alana: You’re going to go into debt.
Me: I’ll find myself a nice gay man.
Alana: Better.
“A few times in my life I’ve had moments of absolute clarity, when for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize...
